hi-jinx asked: It's called reverse Russian Roulette. It's like regular Russian roulette, except instead of one bullet, we use all the bullets, and instead of shooting ourselves in the head, we see how many other people we can shoot in the head. :)
Yes! I accept!
I’m convinced everyone in the league of losers needs to commit to about 5000 hours of anger management therapy. Summoners and champions alike. Seriously, you all take yourself WAAAAYYYY too important for how little you actually matter in the grand scheme of things. No matter what Fishbones tells you. :)
I’ll take your eyebrows if I want to.
hi-jinx asked: Give me some of your boxes. I want to do something fun with them.
I… what? Play with your own box, you silly strumpet.
nightvaleian-librarian asked: I missed you, you angry vorpal entity.
DIDN’T YOU USED TO BE RED?
WOW, MUST HAVE BEEN ABSENT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
Well of course she’s blue now. She reads your blog, and you’re a little disappointing as of late.
Did you know that Noxus and Demacia have been at odds for as long as anyone can remember? Of course you do! I bet you don’t know, though, that rumor has it the feud begin when Grand General Weinerhausen cheated in a dancing competition with Jarvin Lightshield the -3.
Since that fated dance-hall brawl, the competition has expanded to contain many activities, including but not limited to political Intrigue, attempted assassination, and all out war.
hi-jinx asked: You need some fresh meat? I have a few bodies I should probably get rid of.
"I don’t like my human to come pre-cooked, so I’ll have to decline your offer, Miss Exploder."
I’m awake. You’re not. Maybe I’ll lay down with you for a while. It’s always nice to sleep next to a warm body. I could use that, for a change. I’m tired of sleeping next to this old thing, it hasn’t been warm in years!